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There's a pretty great guy named Ted,
An editor and thus well-read.
He was raised in S.F.,
but packed up and left,
and now lives in Sacto instead.

Described as one of a kind,
Ted strives to keep an open mind.
He's silly at times,
and he does enjoy rhymes
plus other creative outlets he finds.

His list of interests is quite long:
hearing music and singing along;
watching films, sports, or plays;
traveling for days,
but he rarely plays ping-pong.

Ted's a lefty in more than one way:
both in handedness and on voting day.
He aspires to do right,
and stays up late at night,
but that's generally so he can play.

He's an animal person, no doubt,
with a cat who doesn't get to go out.
He has a fascination
with improvisation,
and enjoys a good Watney's Cream Stout.

Ted was raised in a household Jewish.
His eyes are distinctly bluish.
If he spent all his money
on large pots of honey,
his physique would be Winnie the Pooh-ish.